“Scroll down to the end of the article to listen to music.”
Introduction
Rhonda Vincent’s “I Ain’t Been Nowhere” is an absolute treat for anyone who appreciates clever songwriting and a good dose of humor. This witty bluegrass tune takes a playful spin on the iconic country classic “I’ve Been Everywhere” by Hank Snow. But instead of a traveler boasting about the far-flung places they’ve visited, Rhonda hilariously recounts all the ways life stood still during the pandemic. From staying at home to binge-watching TV, this song paints a relatable picture of what many of us experienced.
The brilliance of “I Ain’t Been Nowhere” lies in its lyrics. With rapid-fire delivery and tongue-twisting lines, Vincent captures the monotony and absurdity of lockdown life, making listeners laugh while tapping their feet to the upbeat rhythm. Her flawless vocal delivery paired with the lively bluegrass instrumentation turns what could be a simple parody into a masterclass in musical storytelling.
Beyond its humor, the song also serves as a time capsule of the pandemic era, reminding us of those days when the world seemed to pause. But it does so with a lighthearted charm that brings a smile to your face instead of dwelling on the hardships. Rhonda’s bluegrass flair adds authenticity and energy, showcasing her ability to keep tradition alive while adapting it to modern themes.
The song resonates deeply because it’s not just about one person’s experience—it’s a shared moment in time that connects listeners through humor and music. Whether you’re a bluegrass fan or just someone looking for a laugh, “I Ain’t Been Nowhere” is a reminder of the resilience and creativity that helped us navigate those challenging times.
Rhonda Vincent continues to prove why she’s a standout in the bluegrass world. With songs like this, she not only entertains but also brings people together with a sense of camaraderie and fun.
Video
Lyrics
I was traveling along playin’ anywhere I could
When along came a virus and took away my livelihood
Somebody picked it up and spread it worldwide
And now for a while we have to all stay inside
You ask me how I’m doin’ and if I’ve washed my hands
And I say, listen bud
I’ve had about as much as I can stand
I ain’t been nowhere, man
I ain’t been nowhere, man
Been sitting in my chair, man
Growin’ out my hair, man
Sleepin’ I’ve done my share, man
I ain’t been nowhere
I’ve been to bedroom, bathroom, living room, dining room
Attic, basement, just to find an old broom
Hallway, driveway, same place as yesterday
Go cook, read a book, jog around the breakfast nook
Glass clink, get a drink straight from the kitchen sink
Can’t think eyes blink man do my clothes stink
I ain’t been nowhere, man
I ain’t been nowhere, man
Been sitting in my chair, man
Growin’ out my hair, man
Sleepin’ I’ve done my share, man
I ain’t been nowhere
I’m playing Yahtzee, jigsaw
Scrabble, and Monopoly
Janga, checkers, Cards Against Humanity
Fortnight, Minecraft, Grand Theft Auto five
Battleground, Pacman, Black Op Stay Alive
Obstacle course with Herb’s old golf balls
Mouse trap, ping pong, happy hour Zoom call
I ain’t been nowhere, man
I ain’t been nowhere, man
Been sitting in my chair, man
Growin’ out my hair, man
Sleepin’ I’ve done my share, man
I ain’t been nowhere
I’m watchin’ Netflix, Apple, Disney and Amazon
YouTube, Roku, Hulu with my jammies on
Tiger King, Schitts Creek, Maesel and South Park
Star Wars, Star Trek, Ozark’s gettin’ dark
Cleaned up, dirty up, organized all around
Lysol quarantine, see what I mean now
I ain’t been nowhere, man
I ain’t been nowhere, man
Been sitting in my chair, man
Growin’ out my hair, man
Sleepin’ I’ve done my share, man
I ain’t been nowhere